Latchkey Apparel

Raised by cable TV, disciplined by a garage door opener, and still bitter about the Crystal Pepsi discontinuation. Latchkey Apparel makes shirts for people who remember dial-up tones, survived without seatbelts, and have strong opinions about the Oxford comma. Millennials welcome - you're basically our little siblings.

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Latchkey Apparel

Products from Latchkey Apparel

NO GPS. NO INTERNET. JUST A MAP & A LONG SHOT.

WORLD'S OKAYEST PILOT

HIDE THE PAIN

JOHNNY HOT RODS - Rocket-Powered Monkey Car

RAISED BY WOLVES AND A KEY ON A STRING

In Case of Actual Emergency Please Remember This is a Pager

When the words just aren't enough

07734, is it me you're looking for?

Sweet dreams are made of Cheese

It Doesn't Make A Difference If We're Naked Or Not

ARIZONA IT'S A DRY HEAT - Honda Motocross - UofA hat

ARIZONA IT'S A DRY HEAT - Super73 - Chevy Tracker

ARIZONA IT'S A DRY HEAT - Audi R8 - UofA hat